Thursday, July 31, 2008

On Phillies Outfielder Pat Burrell

"He's a total dirtbag. He's the type of guy that walks into an elementary school, rapes the teacher, beats the kids, takes a shit on a desk and burns down the classroom." --Mets Fan Pinky

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

You're exactly right. But you know what? He actually give a shit about the team. Besides Shane Victorino and Chase Utley he hustles his ass off more than anyone else on the team, including two former MYP's Jimmy Rollins and Ryan Howard. And don't even act like there isn't a team in the league that wouldn't like a player like Pat Burrel. He's gonna hit at least 20 HRs and have somewhere around 100 RBIs every year. Defensively, he's extremely slow, but can make a strong and accurate throw to make up for his lack of speed. He's an awesome player to have, but you expect more from a former number one pick and someone your paying buttloads of cash. He's not a perennial all star bur he's not a terrible detriment to the team either. In many ways he's an asset to the Phillies line-up because he provides a right handed bat on a left hand dominant line-up.

Anonymous said...

Every team likes a player like Pat.

It was a shame they left him off the all star team this year

Pat Burrell's Cock said...

And I'm huge.

deputy commissioner burrell said...

no relation

jakezebra said...

How about Pat himself leaving that long ass anon comment!

And not only that, his dick can type! Like he said, every team likes a player like Pat.

ERNEST RILES said...

he's the kinda guy that fucks a pony and sells it for a comb that he uses to organize his pubic hair before he rapes a female priest (which don't exist now, but they will, and pat knows about this because he blew a hobo for the blueprints to a time machine and built his own with john kruk and a puerto rican craftsman) and punches an unborn hydrocephalic child in the back of the face. the guy is a savage.

Pay per head bookmaking said...

hahah that is so strange,but since it was said by a Mets fan, it is not a surprise for me at all, I have myself some crazy Mets fan friends too and I know how they are