So I started a Twitter account...maybe I'll neglect it too, as I do this pathetic excuse for a masturbatory exercise. So, if you're able, follow along. I'm not sure why you wouldn't be able. Maybe if someone throws acid into your ocular cavities? Even then, I'd hope you'd find someone to read my golden thoughts to you.
My first: Is it me, or are there a whole lotta "sank you"s at the Oscars tonight?
Ahhh, the ol' reliable, can't go wrong with casual racism.